Sometimes I wish I was a preist, so people can listen to me. I wouldn't have to go to school and get "an education" and people would still believe the words I said. I could say things like, "abortion is bad" and "god hates gays" and people would believe it. I could even tell you that evolution doesn't exist and that Global Warming is a lie, and none of you would question me. I could even say, "god exists" without giving you any proof whatsoever, and you would eat it up.
And if I was a Catholic priest I'd have to option of touching little boys, but I think I'll leave that to the others.
Still, it must be nice to say whatever you wanted knowing you had a legion of men and women of all ages believe you.